Friday, June 03, 2005
Sooooooooooo. Me and my cousin were talking on the phone (being silly, of course) when he told me a piece of humour (to me) about a couple he knows and are friends with them in real life.
The couple are both 14 years old. Going to 15. Soon.
One fine day, they were lunching at Swensens when the boy said,
"I'm depressed. Cheer me up?"
Girl said,
"Sure, sayang (dear). What can I do?"
"Have sex with me. It'll make me feel better about the future ahead of me."
Girl shocked and said,
"No."
And he said,
"Our relationship is over, bitch. I'm going to cut myself now. Right now. I'll prove it to you."
And know what's the irony? He didn't cut himself like he said he wanted to. :) The moral of the story is: If you're too young to understand the term "pregnancy" and "sex", don't even think about it.
Now another issue. I'm not trying to be a wet blanket (or a racist) but I'm very dissapointed with the society as a whole today. Especially my own race. Haven't you guys read the newspaper recently? It's reported that a majority of the contribution to the "teen pregnancy" issue is due to the Malays. Of course, there are a few exceptions such as a Chinese & Indian teen girls pregnant.
"Teen girl pregnant. Teen boy ran away."
So you see. I'm ashamed. And at the same time, I'm laughing at this whole issue.
The couple are both 14 years old. Going to 15. Soon.
One fine day, they were lunching at Swensens when the boy said,
"I'm depressed. Cheer me up?"
Girl said,
"Sure, sayang (dear). What can I do?"
"Have sex with me. It'll make me feel better about the future ahead of me."
Girl shocked and said,
"No."
And he said,
"Our relationship is over, bitch. I'm going to cut myself now. Right now. I'll prove it to you."
And know what's the irony? He didn't cut himself like he said he wanted to. :) The moral of the story is: If you're too young to understand the term "pregnancy" and "sex", don't even think about it.
Now another issue. I'm not trying to be a wet blanket (or a racist) but I'm very dissapointed with the society as a whole today. Especially my own race. Haven't you guys read the newspaper recently? It's reported that a majority of the contribution to the "teen pregnancy" issue is due to the Malays. Of course, there are a few exceptions such as a Chinese & Indian teen girls pregnant.
"Teen girl pregnant. Teen boy ran away."
So you see. I'm ashamed. And at the same time, I'm laughing at this whole issue.
Posted by Ridzwan Haron at 6:00 PM
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